Mom:	I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends:	How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents:	Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School:	Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

Me:	I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me I won't let it bother me
Me:	*lays down to sleep at night*
Me:	It bothers me, actually it really fucking bothers me, so let's lay here and think and stress about it instead of sleeping.